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etirabys:

me in car with partners, struggling to remember whether King Lear killed his children or not: Okay, don’t laugh at me for this google search

me, dictating to phone: what was sad about what King Lear did

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fuckyeaharthuriana:

fuckyeaharthuriana:

The games are in chronological orders. Where I could, I added a link to the steam page, if there is no link it’s because the game is not available for pc or not through steam (or gog).

Some games are linked to mobygames or wiki, which is a database of information, so you can easily check what kind of game it is and what it is about.

I divided them in general arthurian games, games from the Choice of Games kind of format (text based), mobile games and games based on arthurian movies or tv shows.

Arthurian videogames

2020 The Hand of Merlin (isometric, roguelite rpg, steam)
2020 Tainted Grail (isometric rpg, steam)
2020 Pendragon (strategy and adventure rpg, steam)
2020 Lancelot’s Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze (adventure, visual novel-like, humor, steam)
2019 Dance of Death: Du Lac & Fey (in modern times, adventure and mystery, steam)
2019 Orkney’s Quest (free rpg online) 
2018 Fate/Extella Link (hack and slash, jrpg, steam)
2018 Sword of Legacy: Omen (isometric rpg, steam)
2018 Soul for two (jrpg, steam)
2018 The Chronicles of King Arthur (casual, match 3 game, steam)
2017 Willy Nilly Knight (isometric rpg, steam)
2016 Fate/Extella The Umbral Star (hack and slash, jrpg, steam)
2016 New Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (time management, simulation, steam)
2016 Preston Sterling and the Legend of Excalibur (adventure, steam)
2014 The Battles of King Arthur (this game was cancelled!)
2013 King Arthur’s Gold (action, pixel art, steam)
2012 King Arthur II: The Role-Playing Wargame (real time strategy, steam)
2010 Fate/Extra (dungeon crawler)
2009 King Arthur: The Role-Playing Wargame (strategy, turn based, steam)
2009 Sonic and the Black Knight (hack and slash adventure)
2007 Excalibur: Morgana’s Revenge (first person shooter)
2005 Fate/Hollow Ataraxia (visual novel)
2004 Fate/Stay Night (visual novel)
2002 Arthur’s Quest: Battle for the Kingdom (fantasy first person shooter)
2002 Legion: The Legend of Excalibur (real time strategy rpg)
2001 Arthur’s Knights II: The Secret of Merlin (action, adventure)
2001 Dark Age of Camelot series (mmorpg)
2001 Merlin’s Magic: breakout (action)
2000 Arthur’s Knights I: Tales of Chivalry (action, adventure)
1998 Once and Future (interactive fiction adventure)
1997 Excalibur 2555 AD (action, adventure)
1996 Last Knight of Camelot (action)
1996 Chronicles of the Sword (fighting, puzzle)
1996 Time Paradox (puzzle)
1996 Lancelot (action)
1995 Merlin’s apprentice (puzzle, action)
1994 King Arthur’s K.O.R.T. (strategy, tactics)
1993 Young Merlin (puzzle)
1993 King Arthur’s World (real time strategy)
1992 Merlin (interactive fiction adventure)
1992 Gallahad (adventure, 8-bit)
1993 The Misadventures of the Holy Grail (interactive fiction adventure)
1991 Vengeance of Excalibur (strategy, rpg)
1991 Knights of the Round (fighting)
1990 Conquests of Camelot: The Search for the Grail (graphic adventures, puzzle, gog page)
1990 Spirit of Excalibur (strategy, tactics)
1989 Arthur: The Quest for Excalibur (interactive fiction adventure)
1988 Lancelot (interactive fiction adventure)
1988 Merlin (adventure)
1986 Camelot Warriors (action)
1985 Merlin (shooter)
1985 Brimston, the dream of Gawain (interactive fiction adventure)
1984 The Quest for the Holy Grail (interactive fiction adventure)
1984 King Arthur’s Quest (interactive fiction adventure)
1984 (Sequel of Avalon) Dragontorc (action, puzzle)
1984 Avalon (puzzle, arcade)
1984 Sir Lancelot (adventure)
1983 Sir Lancelot  (arcade)
1983 Excalibur (resource management Atari 8-bit )
1982 Galahad and the Holy Grail (action adventure, atari 8-bit)
1982 King Arthur’s Heir (atari 8-bit)

Texts/Choice of Games

(link to the game)

2022 The Bastard of Camelot (demo is out)
2019 Galahad Dating Simulator (not a serious game)
2015 Pendragon Rising (the first volume)
2013 Guinevere (work in progress)

Mobile games

2018 Fate/Grand Order Arcade (free-to-play mobile game)
2015 Fate/Grand Order (free-to-play mobile game)
2014 Shall We Date?: Magic Sword (dating sim, visual novel, pay per route)
2013 Princess Arthur (dating sim, visual novel, pay per route)
2013 Excalibur
2012 Kaku-San-Sei Million Arthur (collectible cards game)

Videogames based on arthurian movies/series

2004 King Arthur
1998 Quest for Camelot
1996 Monty Python & The Quest for the Holy Grail
1996 Blazing Dragons
1995 King Arthur & the Knights of Justice
1981 The Quest for the Holy Grail (based on Monty Python)

Added the bastard of camelot to the game list! https://llamagirl.itch.io/the-bastard-of-camelot

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gringolet:

pendraegon:

arthuriana tumblr will see the word “gawain” and just hit the rb button 🙄

oh my god i gotta reblog this post

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gringolet:

gringolet:

gringolet:

gringolet:

gawain is a FUCKING menace. hes not even legally defined as a guy anymore like actuaries list him as a natural disaster. an act of god.

“how many coworkers did you kill this quarter” should NEVER be something your boss feels he has to ask but worse than that the answer should definitely not be eighteen!!!!

he didnt even hesitate either. no shame for his actions.

get his ass

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pendraegon:

people will genuinely try to describe lancelot as swashbuckling and charming and a flirt and it’s like….no that’s gawain, gawain will fuck your wife and then help you, an errant knight, try to track down sir gawain because he fucked your wife and you want to duel him and after like two weeks he’ll smugly tell you that well actually, i am he, sir gawain but it doesn’t matter because you’re now in love with him too. but also gawain is insane and nothing makes him happier than killing and also flirting with anyone who crosses his path. gawain’s REAL good at killing and he doesn’t care about morality or right or wrong and can we just fight already? lancelot cries if you look at him wrong and is allergic to every other human emotion and has a moral dilemma every other week and feels bad about how good he is at killing but he’s REALLY good at killing but also he just wants to go and visit his mom, okay?

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gringolet:

i just know guinevere was a hater (positive) if i went to camelot times before even gay sex with a knight my first priority would be making fun of something with guinevere absolutely . i think she would be an incredible poster

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